Fucking Proxies

Never had this much of a problem in the UK,

Firstly let me give away my position as usual, I am somewhere in Idaho, I think, the car I 'acquired' died due to an arse load of Proxy stupidity.
I don't know how or why, but there was a fucking road block, in my way, and guess who the proxy in charge was, none other than the Centurion, unfortunately for him I wasn't off my guard, unfortunately fir me, he had something akin to twenty proxies ready to pounce, if that's the right word. SO I calmly turned the car onto the dirt and proceeded to try and drive around them, why did they have guns, I don't carry a gun, well it was over rather quickly, with the only car left following me was the one with the Centurion and 5 other proxies in it, so a fair fight.

Until my car died evading my pursuers, so I was left in the middle of nowhere with 6 proxies after me, I must really have pissed off this Centurion dude, as he tried running me over with his car. I wasn't having any of that so I challenged him to fight me like a man, I'll spare you all the pointless postulating and macho argument we had. But he had fucking Roman armor and sword, as any good bad guy does he sent his lackies first, bad choice, they were all down before 10 minutes, He only smiled, took off the hoodie he was wearing over his armor, and gave me the 'come have a go if your think your hard enough' look (It's an English thing don't worry). The fight was epic, blows were traded the sword changed possession I don't know how many times, blood was drawn, until, the centurion froze, for his master I didn't care I decked him outside the head, so that he was on the floor, I was about to finish him off, with the words 'this is for Johnny', When he said 'I didn't kill the pup, that wasn't me, you know who it was', he started laughing, and I only realized after that, that Slendy was standing right behind me, I grabbed hold of his arm and it burnt, searing heat travelling up my right hand, I can't write for a while, I don't know what I was thinking, I was attacking the Slender Man, with my bare hands, and he just stood there and laughed, in head laughing.

So I choose this moment to test a risk perceptual physics thing I was testing, teleport, now beyond proxies I haven't seen the talent expressed by others apart from the occult. this was risky as I didn't have a clue how to do it, and the place I was planning to go was in Malad City and I'd only been there to get breakfast earlier, in hope of amplifying any effect the Slender Mans energy has on this I hugged him, causing searing heat to burn almost my entire body, and willed myself to my destination, I woke up in apparently Onelda county Hospital, I tell you this as I'm not anymore, they bound my wounds and applied stuff to my burns, hopefully I will be able to pull of the trick I did last time I was injured.

I stole car from a willing participant in a street act I did, my powers can be used for evil aswell as good. So I'm driving down route 86, I'm telling the world this so the proxies know not to fuck with me or you won't get off as lightly as the Centurion and his buddies.

For the first time in a while I feel like putting this,
Stay Safe, Stay Sharp, And Stay Alive

-Manic Muse