Beginnings and Gross Misspellings

Never thought it'd be this hard starting one of these, introductions were always hard for me anyway, I have a complication which many seem to be having , with something tall, dark and eldritch. Now don't expect me to start whining of the injustice, as most bring it on out of their own curiosity, or recklessness.
As I did, well more recklessness, easier days, so I'll keep it short as no one wants to hear me babble about me me me, I much prefer to hear about you...... And on cue he appears I'm all for anthropomorphising my problems but this takes it abit far, I don't understand why he just stands there, I'll ask him. This shall be fun :)